ASBs interfere with the conclave...

[Romulus Augustulus]

An ASB makes it so that the new pope is not chosen in a conclave, but is rather the winner of the reality show The Apprentice, temporarily remodeled for its new purposes. What happens?

[edvader]

New Pope runs the Vatican like a business.Hires business leaders to handle the financial dealings of the Vatican.Allows the UN or Italy to run the Vatican Museums and library as well as Sistine Chapel.Gets security people to patrol the Vatican City in civilian clothes-Swiss Guards no longer wear their uniforms. That's it for now.Any one else have any ideas.I'm not surprised about ASBs doing this as long time ago there was interference from outside sources.Hopes this starts comments!

[Leej]

The world hopes that bitchy asian woman doesn't win...

[Imajin]

He is proclaimed an antipope by the College of Cardinals if in anyway he ever differs from what they want him to do. After all, he wasn't elected in the 'proper fashion'.
I say 'He', because if a female wins, then the College will just proclaim her an antipope from the start an go elect a proper pope,

[Count Dearborn]

The world would be okay, as long as they don't choose a female real estate from Miami, who is addicted to golf, and has cannibalistic tendencies.

[Ivan Druzhkov]

The world would be okay, as long as they don't choose a female real estate from Miami, who is addicted to golf, and has cannibalistic tendencies.
Actually, when you look at the reigns of some popes, this would be an improvement.