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Redem
April 13th, 2005, 03:08 AM
WI the earth was constantly on the verge on destruction (by comet, space invader, Mad doctor) let just say...each months but miraclously was saved at the minute by random reason that save civilisation and mankind. What kind of world would that be ?

Othniel
April 13th, 2005, 03:10 AM
WI the earth was constantly on the verge on destruction (by comet, space invader, Mad doctor) let just say...each months but miraclously was saved at the minute by random reason that save civilisation and mankind. What kind of world would that be ?
DC/ Marvel universe?

Redem
April 13th, 2005, 03:33 AM
Ok sure that it would be "super-heroesque" to live in that kind of world but when i say each month something very bad is about to exterminate mankind is always! stop by some strange reasons. It doesn't inclunde super-heroes, it a little bit more down to earth

Mr_ Bondoc
April 13th, 2005, 07:20 AM
This sounds like the universe described in The Last Action Hero starring Arnold Schwartzeneggar. As such the attitude seems to be that , as in every action flick, death only occurs to those who deserved it or will be quickly avenged in the near future in a "karma-like" tradition. Also, it sounds like that the only people who would fear death under these circumstances, are villians who know that their cause is doomed or justifiably unjust. As proof, just look at every film starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan or Jet Li.....

Redem
April 13th, 2005, 03:12 PM
knowing that been a bad guy= death . I'm sure that anybody on that earth would try to go good in order to enjoy a nearly un-ending life.

Dave Howery
April 13th, 2005, 03:22 PM
well, if the earth was constantly threatened and constantly saved, people would get pretty blase about it after a while. "Oh look, a giant meteor is headed right for us again. Yawn.. wonder how the Cubs did last night..."

Redem
April 13th, 2005, 03:38 PM
Just wonder what would be there atitude toward death

Landshark
April 14th, 2005, 12:55 AM
WI the earth was constantly on the verge on destruction (by comet, space invader, Mad doctor) let just say...each months but miraclously was saved at the minute by random reason that save civilisation and mankind. What kind of world would that be ?

Exactly the same as the world we've got now only without that big memory wiping machine we stuck on the moon back in 67.

Mr_ Bondoc
April 14th, 2005, 09:19 AM
Well here are a few rules, based on action films, that would certainly serve to prove whether or not you were a "good guy". Failure to comply with any of these rules would immediately mean death:

A)Have you either killed or injured a dog willingly or willfully? If yes, you are a clearly evil (see any action film)

B)Have you ever betrayed or turned your back on a friend? If yes, you are either going to die or placed on a losing side...

C)In dangerous situations, are members of the opposite sex suddenly attracted to you? If yes, then how many? (the more members, the greater hero you must be...)

D)Does the President, the Pope, the FBI Director, the British Prime Minister, or the Queen of England have your name on speed dial or on their rolladex for reasons other than donation?

E) Can your exercise program be placed to a 80's power ballad?

F) If you fail at one of these qualities, do you have a friend who is willing to "avenge your death" in a hail of machine-gun fire?

Redem
April 14th, 2005, 04:01 PM
you forgot to add

when you are figthings ennem you do it fast and cool, but if you fought only one guy it take more time. Also you have take all your ennemy one by one, rather than use a powerful attack that kill them all in one blow (if you kill many guy in one shot your likely to be evil)

Mr_ Bondoc
April 15th, 2005, 08:24 AM
Well there are a few more other rules to surviving in ATL "action movie" universes...

-To be considered a good driver, you must be willing and able to drive a car at 90mph down a city street (or ride a horse at full gallop) while successfully avoiding fruit carts, children playing ball in the street, repair-men with glass panes walking across the street, baby carriages, and off course little old ladies crossing the street....

- Also you must be able to multi-task. While you are driving you must be able to handle and dial a cellphone call, aim and fire a deadly weapon with deadly accuracy, carry a conversation with anyone in the backseat, all while moving the vehicle at record speed....

-When you wrestle with a bad guy, you will have to fight for a gun or assorted weapon which will inevitably go off in a very loud fashion...Rest assured, if you are good you are completely safe...

-Never trust a overly horny member of the opposite sex...They are either an enemy agent with a plan to trap you, or they will die within 15 minutes of you successfully completeing your mission...