ASbs give Star Wars weapons to Earth!No Death Star!

[edvader]

WI asbs bring the star wars weapons-sabers, rifles, etc to Earth and distribute them-adults 18 and over.What next-Weapon M anbd Doc What? :p

[Weapon M]

What about AT-ATs and walkers and X-wings and other vehicles?

[KJM]

Are the Kamino cloning facilities included?

[Othniel]

IG-80 models?

[Zor]

No Death Stars?

Well then Someone blows up the Earth with the Galaxy Gun...
Or Earth gets eaten by world Devistators...
Or some Smartass blows up the Sun with a Suncrusher...
Or we freeze to death via Orbital Nightshade...
Or we just get Base Delta Zeroed and all life on earth is Incinerated (the planet is still intact).

Zor

[DraconisNoir]

I'll take an Imperial Battlecruiser, a fleet of X-wings, hand guns and light sabers as well :D

[Count Dearborn]

How about a fully automated Eclipse Class starcruiser? I don't need the continent cracker.

[Scarecrow]

IG-80?

you mean Intercontonental Guard- Unit 80?

[Othniel]

IG-80?

you mean Intercontonental Guard- Unit 80?
The four assasin driods that took over the second Death Star...those are the ones. I just want a pre-independant thought model. Whoops that's IG-88 isn't it? I'll take model B f the 88 seris before model A gave it independant thought.

[Scarecrow]

nah, i wasw making an obscure literary joke, i know what they are.

so you read the tales of the bounty hunters? its very obscure, but the extended universe anoyes me now, because it disagrees with the prequals...

[Othniel]

Or rather the prequels (written after the books were realesed) disagrees with the extended. I see the Fett thing as an error within the movie.

[Scarecrow]

huh. this is an argument that could go for days i guess, but i am more inclined to go with the prequals over the books, prob cos they are done by Lucas, not individuals.

[Othniel]

aw, but Lucas is at fault for not taking in the 50 or more books that were written concenring outside of those six episodes. I'm also inclined to say that these people were allowed to write these books. If he was serious about the story he should have released them all at once to keep intergerity and should have allowed the authors full acess to the entire plot, and his own notes on the extended universe. Also he should have reviewed every single publication before it got published as to keep the facts straight. I'd also not take anything from the movies but tell you to read the books instead for the Star Wars trillogy and not the prequel. Films are the last things to be trusted.

[Scarecrow]

but do the books fit in with the Jedi mythos? (not Cluthu Mythos) that is what is central to the movies, the struggle between the Jedi and the Sith, and so for the future of the SW universe, i dont think there is as much good vs evil in the form of the Empire. and how long before the new Republic crumbles?

[Scarecrow]

admitidly Ep 1 and Ep 6 sucked badly, but i think the main themes of the movies are the important bits, not the family life of Liea and Han. and the clonning facilities make sence for the stormtroopers, rather them recruting humans from hundreds of worlds.

[Othniel]

The New Republic is rather insecure. Most regons are being reunited by the Admirials of the Emporer as I understand it. Thrawn is the worst of these as I understand. The Republic becomes more soltified when those aliens with the Y-names that I can't think of invade. They are force-absent. There is a definate attempt to rekindle the Jedi, although Luke Skywalker is a weak teacher. Exar Kun is even making an appearence. Of corse I like the smaller stories, like I, Jedi. Of corse the games are nice too...

[Scarecrow]

i like the SW games to, as i recently got Republican Commando, which is awesome.
how strong was the empires grip on the galaxy for the 18 years between Return of the Sith and a new Hope? on the places seen in the 3 main movies, the Empire is not "realy" present. there is no Imperial governor mentioned or any other administrative stuff, just a few star destroyers in orbit and troops on the ground. so i dont know where i am going with this

[Othniel]

I think you see paramillitant control. Most important planets are basically directly or iondirectly a intagrated part of the Imperium. Corperations work directly for the Empire. Curfews are inacted. I personally think that maybe it's a warped view on Communist Russia.

[Scarecrow]

well the rebels never go anywhere important do they? its always these dull backwaters...

[Othniel]

The Rebels only have power in the smaller communities. The Emporer was right,all the important cities(except Corisant) are under the Empiral govners. I know they find a good-form of Sith teaching on a out of the way planet. A new force tradition that focuses on defense and armor making. It takes some Sith teaching without Sith-unnaturalness. You get the right people and who knows what can happen in the galaxy.