A small hypothetical question?

[Landshark]

Hypothetically speaking what would you do if you happened to use your experimental time machine to accelerate the evolution of a piece of cheddar cheese by fifty million years and hypothetically create a malevolent cheese based lifeform with n'th level intelligence and the desire to wipe out all non diary product based life on the face of the Earth.

Equally hypothetically suppose this hypothetical UltraCheddarite hypothetically threw a hypothetical nuetron osscilator at you before kicking a hole through the wall and going on a Hulklike rampage of destruction.

Also suppose, hypothetically, that after you'd caught up with the cheesey swine and engaged it in single combat using an armoured battlesuit you'd improvised from a Datsun Cherry, two crates of Sinclair Spectrum PCs and the guidence system of a Soviet SS-29-X Scuzzbag surface to surface missile the fight had spread to the deli counter of your local supermarket and you'd found yourself locked in a fight to the death with a super evolved edam storm trooper with a rind tougher than reinforced concrete while the UltraCheddarite was super evolving a piece of gorganzola to use as a walking chemical weapon.

So if you happened to find yourself in this situation what would you do?

Hypothetically.

[DuQuense]

As i Pointed out once -If you put a person in the Outer limits evoution chamber as on the show what you would get is a person, perfectly evoloved to stand in a 2 ft square box for long times. So hypophetically You would have to add somekind of field that inposeses some conditions to evole to. Hypophetically WHY?? would you have Programed the chamber to Hypophetically produce monsters in the Hypophetical first place.

[DuQuense]

As i Pointed out once -If you put a person in the Outer limits evoution chamber as on the show what you would get is a person, perfectly evoloved to stand in a 2 ft square box for long times. So hypophetically You would have to add somekind of field that inposeses some conditions to evole to. Hypophetically WHY?? would you have Programed the chamber to Hypophetically produce monsters in the Hypophetical first place.

[Landshark]

As i Pointed out once -If you put a person in the Outer limits evoution chamber as on the show what you would get is a person, perfectly evoloved to stand in a 2 ft square box for long times. So hypophetically You would have to add somekind of field that inposeses some conditions to evole to. Hypophetically WHY?? would you have Programed the chamber to Hypophetically produce monsters in the Hypophetical first place.

Hypothetically there was nothing on TV so hypothetically I had to make my own entertainment and as there was nothing in the fridge except a piece of cheese that was a fortnight past it's experation date I hypothetically thought "Hypothetically what would happen if I stuck this in the time machine and zapped it?"

I was hypothetically surprised by the resulting behemoth of cheddar and very unhypothetically surprised by it's spirited attempt to insert a Klystron Wave Generator in one of my body's seven natural orifices.

BTW does anyone know where to get hold of a 50,000 gallon CO2 fire extinguisher just in case there happens to be enough pineapple cottage cheese to fill Wembley Statium reenacting a scene from The Blob in the vercinity?

[David Howery]

hypothetically, I'd have to say that since cheddar cheese isn't an organism, it'd just rot away to atoms after 50 million years... maybe the microorganisms on them would evolve into new and interesting forms, although you wouldn't be able to see them without a big microscope...

[tom]

David:
Why would you need a microscope?
WE'RE evolved bacteria, after about two or three billion years...

[Straha]

Hypothetically I'd say that I'm holed up in my base trying to survive a cottage cheese onsluaght.

[NapoleonXIV]

For the cheddar, you could evolutionarily accelerate a common cracker to the point where it turns into Britney Ritz, the perfect buttery-tasting sex bombshell complement to a superevolved snack topping. Nothing will help with the gorgonzola or the edam, the world is doomed.

[Straha]

umm... guys I kinda left the fridge open and the edam,gouda and UltraChedderrite kinda escaped

[Fiji]

So if you happened to find yourself in this situation what would you do?

Hypothetically.

erm ... wake up?

[Whatif?]

Hypothetically this is not a dream.

[August Sonereal]

Hypothetically, I would cry.

[Whatif?]

hypothetically, you can't cry.

[August Sonereal]

Hypothetically, that means we can't breathe either.

[Codae]

Is this the reference in "Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys"?

[papal duke]

Is this the reference in "Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys"?
if it was, we would be flaming landshark into his afterlife.

[DuQuense]

Hit it with a stream of Lager:D

It worked on Red Dwarf:p

[Whatif?]

Hypothetically, that means we can't breathe either.
Hypothetically it doesn't.

[August Sonereal]

Oh, than I would say hypothetically that the world would look like a hypothetical DL Prison on the moon.

[crackersncheese]

Perhaps we could hypothetically come up with a hypothetical question which involves the use of hypothetical reasoning in a totally hypothetical manner.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[August Sonereal]

Perhaps we could hypothetically come up with a hypothetical question which involves the use of hypothetical reasoning in a totally hypothetical manner.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

That's crazy talk!