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Stalin's Pipe Organs
March 1st, 2009, 09:47 PM
There would be riots on the streets! evrythin would be crazy. I dont know what we would do in such a situation. The oscars... O My God, everything would be ruined.

The fashion police... would they have to use tear gas? How many dresses would be ruined in the resulting stampede?

Would President Obama declare a state of emergency? Would his wife have to come out in a new designer dress just to calm the masses?

Just O My God!
Berra
March 2nd, 2009, 07:03 PM
The liberal media would revolt.
SirAshfordFanrico
March 2nd, 2009, 07:12 PM
And teh economy wood colapse!!1 LOL Then the Third Reich will somehow be reborn and claim the United States!!1 Then they'll re-launch Opertation Sealion and finally conquer Englend!!!
Emperor Norton I
March 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM
Zo my Godd! She like totally played Alexander's mom in that movie. Does that mean the Greeks would all wear suits too?! Does Alexander conquer the world with his army in style?!
Wanderlust
March 3rd, 2009, 12:15 AM
I wish Angelina Jolie was my Mum... :(
Zyzzyva
March 3rd, 2009, 12:18 AM
I wish Angelina Jolie was my Mum... :(

Yeah, but that's about the one relation where getting it on is maximally creepy and disturbing.

Oh, wait, n00b thread (http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=62740). ;)
Dathi THorfinnsson
March 3rd, 2009, 03:18 PM
There would be riots on the streets! evrythin would be crazy. I dont know what we would do in such a situation. The oscars... O My God, everything would be ruined.

The fashion police... would they have to use tear gas? How many dresses would be ruined in the resulting stampede?

Would President Obama declare a state of emergency? Would his wife have to come out in a new designer dress just to calm the masses?

Just O My God!
Bah! considering the 'dress' Jo Lo wore that time that was a long piece of ribbon held on with double-sided tape, I think wearing a suit would be return to sanity. I'm just thankful that someone talked Cher out of wearing something even worse the next year.
Berra
March 3rd, 2009, 06:55 PM
She adopt herself an clown her and then we must ban it.
Wanderlust
March 3rd, 2009, 09:46 PM
Oh, wait, n00b thread (http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=62740). ;)

It was a n00b thread? Oh...

'Angelina Jolie teh sucks!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:'