You in Auswitch

[mattep74]

One night when you are at home reading you suddenly have a flash and wammo, you are transported to Auswitch(spelling?) in july of 44. You wear your clothes you had on when you were reading, but the book didnt follow you in time

A guard sees the flash and rushes towards you with his guns: "Hände hoch!"

You see the point and raise them. What then? Would you be imprissoned in the hell on earth? Or would you presuade the germans to let you go

If it were me i would say "Kan ich sehe the comendant?"(can i see the commendant

[DocOrlando]

I'm thinking you mean "Auschwitz," as well as "imprisoned," "persuade," "Kommandant" and, to be really pointed, "whammo."

As the tired cliche goes, "Those who do not learn from spelling class are doomed to repeat fourth grade...or accept a job in the food service industry."

[Kadyet]

Find a way to disarm one of the guards and go down fighting.

[mattep74]

I'm thinking you mean "Auschwitz," as well as "imprisoned," "persuade," "Kommandant" and, to be really pointed, "whammo."

As the tired cliche goes, "Those who do not learn from spelling class are doomed to repeat fourth grade...or accept a job in the food service industry."

to my defence, english is not my first language

[Thande]

That's a good defence. :)

[Dave Howery]

so, I'm unarmed in Auschwitz, surrounded by people who are starving and prey to all kinds of diseases, I'm essentially an enemy alien in enemy hands, and I speak only English and can't hide that fact. OTOH, I'm wearing very strange clothing, a digital watch, and have credit cards in my wallet with holograms on them... if they don't shoot me immediately, they'll probably send me to Himmler to find out just who the hell I am. So, under duress, I'll tell them how to win the war quickly. #1 on the list is "listen to Hitler"... when he tells you to stand and never retreat, then by God do so.... and I'll give them other such valuable ideas. When they finally drag me out and shoot me, I'll say "nah nah nah nah nah, you're all going to dieeeeee"....

[robertp6165]

I'm thinking you mean "Auschwitz," as well as "imprisoned," "persuade," "Kommandant" and, to be really pointed, "whammo."

As the tired cliche goes, "Those who do not learn from spelling class are doomed to repeat fourth grade...or accept a job in the food service industry."

<begin stirring theme music. A deep bass voice sings the lyrics>

THE GRAMMAR POLICE ARE ON THE CASE...
IF YOU MIS-SPELL THEY'RE IN YOUR FACE!
SO BEWARE, ALL YOU BENIGHTED SOULS
NEVER ASK FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
IT TOLLED WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP IN CLASS
NOW THE GRAMMAR POLICE ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS."

<END STIRRING THEME MUSIC>

[Othniel]

If the asbies are after me that bad I'd escaoe and starting studying every horrible situation in history, and try to get blueprints to every past, present and future prison. Afterwords I'd flee to Italy where I could be later picked up by US troops.