ASbs make people allergic to Sheep!

[edvader]

ASBs have given up trying to kidnap sheep.They no longer like or want them.WI they made EVERY one on earth Allergic to sheep INCLUDING certain posters on THIS board?What happens? ;) :D :p :p :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p

[Psychomeltdown]

HERESY!!!!!

though the Church of the Holy Sheep does maintain several ranches where our animal brethern can roam free, there is rarely any direct contact with them. It is the idols and statues that we pray to, and the image of the Holy Sheep. :D

Plus our biotech facilities will come up with a counter to the allergies, soon enough.

[DMA]

Someone really needs to take a BGF-9000 & blow away these ASB for once & for all!

[NapoleonXIV]

Oh NOO..

Mass suicide of Bushie businessmen, who can no longer wear Cashmere overcoats.

My own mass suicide, as my GF can no longer wear mohair, the most sensuously touchable fabric known to man. However, she will be able to revive me with the silk teddy, but will have to work hard to keep me out of depression for several months.

Sheep will return to the wild. Centuries from now the only vestige of their domestication will be mutton chop sideburns. Even that will eventually be forgotten, as a net site explaining the weird facial hair affectation as having something to do with dogs and weird executions by New Jerseyite Barbarians from Merrick will supersede the real explanation.

[Dave Howery]

Yes!! the sheep are gone!! the penguins are now free to take over the world!!