You are OBL for 48 hours

[Brilliantlight]

The ASBs tell you that you will be OBL for 48 hours and have access to his memories. What do you do? I would record a video saying that I was greater then the prophet himself and that all good Moslems should worship me. I then send the tape to half a dozen news agencies. By the time they get it delivered, analyized and shown I would no longer be OBL. When it proves authentic his own people will be out to kill him for his blasphemy.

[Thande]

That's a bit difficult because we don't know where UBL is, although most people now agree he is still alive.

[Xen]

That's a bit difficult because we don't know where UBL is, although most people now agree he is still alive.

It is ASB, they know where OBL is. I think I would order my men to focus on rescuing the Holy Cities of Mecca and Medina from the US puppet in Saudi Arabia. Then Id have several women to whom Im not married come to my tent for a romp, plus a little lesbian action which I will make sure is recorded, with me giving the orders, several times during that little romp I will make gestures of how much greater I am than the Prophets. I would then leave obvious clues behind for the US to find where I am. By the time they found me in some cave, theyd have all sorts of evidence that would crush his sympathy he has received from extremists.

[Thande]

Or you could just eat a ham sandwich.

[Dave Howery]

walk over the border back into Afghanistan, find a US base, and do a "come and get me" dance in front of it...

[Ward]

I would check into a sexs change clinic in Sweden and have them film the work done . I think this would be good enough revenge.

[Brilliantlight]

Or you could just eat a ham sandwich.

Having a romp with a few women is more fun though. :D

[DMA]

That's a bit difficult because we don't know where UBL is, although most people now agree he is still alive.


He's alive & well, living in downtown NYC, the last I heard ;)

[Count Dearborn]

I'd dig out the tapes that show me getting a payoff from Bush, Chaney, and Haliburton, and send them to the BBC & Al-Jesera. I would then make a tape where I say that Bush the Elder was behind 9/11, and I would also send the tapes I have of Bush the Young having relations with a goat to CNN.

[Dave Howery]

I'd dig out the tapes that show me getting a payoff from Bush, Chaney, and Haliburton, and send them to the BBC & Al-Jesera. I would then make a tape where I say that Bush the Elder was behind 9/11, and I would also send the tapes I have of Bush the Young having relations with a goat to CNN.
the lyrics from "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath are suddenly going through my mind...

[Matt]

I would take the pills and whatever medicines are keeping my kidneys and liver alive, and flush em(or bury them, whatever). Hopefully the death that results is very painful.

[sergei]

I plan the biggest attack on America ever, and send the plans to cnn

[DMA]

I'd dig out the tapes that show me getting a payoff from Bush, Chaney, and Haliburton, and send them to the BBC & Al-Jesera. I would then make a tape where I say that Bush the Elder was behind 9/11, and I would also send the tapes I have of Bush the Young having relations with a goat to CNN.


And this is different from the OTL how? :D

[Hyperion]

Go out into Kabul with a pair of gardening sheers, get the Americans, Brits, French, and Germans to come get OBL, then when they show up, cut off his (censored). When word gets out, every western soldier in Afghanistan will be on the floor convulsing with laughter.

[Forum Lurker]

Honestly, I'd dig through my memories, figure out which of my subordinates share my feelings about the ibn Sauds, and try to topple the Saudi government. With luck, the resulting chaos would destroy both al Qaeda and the regime, and give the US an opening to assist the growing democratic movement in Saudi Arabia.

[Brilliantlight]

Honestly, I'd dig through my memories, figure out which of my subordinates share my feelings about the ibn Sauds, and try to topple the Saudi government. With luck, the resulting chaos would destroy both al Qaeda and the regime, and give the US an opening to assist the growing democratic movement in Saudi Arabia.

Although I have no love for the Saudi government it would have too much of a risk that you wind up with an Al Qaeda government.

[Forum Lurker]

There's no risk of that. Anyone Bush Jr. could positively associate with al Qaeda would be targeted either for assassination or as the center of a propaganda campaign to let him topple the Saudi government.

[Othniel]

I'd use the memories to send a letter to my congress man stating where thrity terror bases are...

[Midgard]

I'd call for an emergency meeting of all top aides, preferrably held not too far from the seat of Saudi government, and detonate that nuke OBL claims to have... getting rid of two big problems at once, but not before making a video tape confessing the whole thing, and making sure it gets mailed to all TV stations of note just hours before the blast... on that tape OBL will be seen as drinking alcohol, eating a big chunk of ham, listening to Merciful Fate's "The Oath" (the song whose lyrics make it clear in no uncertain terms that the character in the song pledges allegiance to Satan), engaging in... strange sexual practices, and taking a dump on Koran all the while disclosing all the "interesting" secrets about who funded him, and where all the bases are - not to mention every secret plan he has.

I am sure these tapes (posthumous) will get the M rating at the least... :D

[Hyperion]

I would go clear a minefield with his own two feet.

[Derek Jackson]

Write an erotic love letter to GW Bush and make sure it gets leaked.

[Straha]

register on AH.com and pull a collins but not before tossing out all of OBL's medicine.