you wake up...as another board member!!!

[Scarecrow]

it begins like an ordinary day. you wake up, scratch yourself, and wander over to your computer, and log on to AH.com for your daily fix. suddenly you relise somethings wrong. thats not my user name!!! you run around the house, look in the mirror and find that you have become...anouther member of the AH.com discussion board!!!!
i'll leve it up to you to who it is

[Straha]

if I'm Ian than I start by banning random people.

[Dave Howery]

I could probably handle it ok... unless I got switched to one of the Canadians.. then I'd have to jump off a bridge somewhere... Boy, whoever got me would be capital-S Sorry... :)