Penguins As Domestic Pets !

[Arizona Ranger]

Consider.....


http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/index.php


If penguins were able to live in an American Climate, how would families use them ?

Any ideas ?

[Doctor What]

No, no, no, no!!!!

Penguins are EVIL!! Evil I tell you! EVIL!!

Do not even think about having them as pets! There lies madness......

[Landshark]

Do you want us all to be murdered in our beds!?!

[BurningWickerman]

Their are penguins able to live in the american climate.

Different types of penguins live practically all the way round the earth for some of the year.

[Grimm Reaper]

Oh my God! Is this person insane?!? PENGUINS FOR PETS?!?

Why not cobras as pocket warmers and wallet guards?

Share your bed with a nice nest of fire ants?

Let the sheep take command of the situation?

Abdul, where are you? Enlighten this...this...PERSON. :mad:

[Dave Howery]

The anti-penguin bigoted hysteria on here is appalling! They are harmless and timid birds that can't even fly away! They would make lovable and cute pets! Long live the penguins!!

Actually, there are penguins that live in Australia, S. Africa (IIRC), and as far as the Galapagos islands, so you could probably find some that could live in the northern US, at least...

[Romulus Augustulus]

Penguins have square eyes...

[DMA]

This is just falling into the Penguins plans for global domination. Invite them into the homes of ordinary people as pets. Before you know it, they'll be in the White House as pets too. Then they'll make their move, grab the football & they'll play nuclear blackmail against us all...

[General_Paul]

You'tr damn wrong, they'll be the slaves of the 21st century. We'll have penguins working in our factories, and soon enough, they'll be vying for civil rights when they learn how to speak. From there on, we've got penguins living in the rest of society with the rest of us! I for one am ready to invite a penguin into MY home to cook my food, damnit...

[DMA]

Well if they're going to be slaves, that'll only give them the moral fortitude to rise up & overthrow us Humans. Better to leave them alone in Antarctica. That way there all mostly together. Then, if they play up, we'll nuke 'em

[Wombat]

There are penguins that live as far north in Australia as Sydney - they are commonly known as fairy penguins. Do you really think the current US administration would allow fairy anything in? :eek:

[DMA]

There are penguins that live as far north in Australia as Sydney - they are commonly known as fairy penguins. Do you really think the current US administration would allow fairy anything in? :eek:


Even better reason to nuke 'em, although it may be a tad harsh on Sydney.

[Wombat]

Even better reason to nuke 'em, although it may be a tad harsh on Sydney.

Buth that's a waste - they taste like ckicken :rolleyes:

[DMA]

Buth that's a waste - they taste like ckicken :rolleyes:


Well if you nuke 'em, it's kind of like microwaving them, except it's done en mass & outdoors akin to a BBQ ;)

[Wombat]

Well if you nuke 'em, it's kind of like microwaving them, except it's done en mass & outdoors akin to a BBQ ;)

have you ever tried microwave chicken? you wouldn't suggest it if you had. However, I suppose if they glowed in the dark it would make it easier to hunt them :D

[DuQuense]

Yeah, but Penguins work better than windows. :confused: :D :rolleyes:

[Wombat]

Yeah, but Penguins work better than windows. :confused: :D :rolleyes:

EVERYTHING works better than windows :p

[DMA]

have you ever tried microwave chicken? you wouldn't suggest it if you had. However, I suppose if they glowed in the dark it would make it easier to hunt them :D


Yes I have actually. It all depends on what sauce you use. In this case I'd say a healthy amount of BBQ sauce is the go ;)

[Wombat]

Yes I have actually. It all depends on what sauce you use. In this case I'd say a healthy amount of BBQ sauce is the go ;)

Remind me NEVER to eat ANYTHING you have cooked - NEVER NEVER NEVER (why isn't there a heaving smileywhen you want one?)

[DMA]

Remind me NEVER to eat ANYTHING you have cooked - NEVER NEVER NEVER (why isn't there a heaving smileywhen you want one?)


I've only done chook in the microwave a few times. http://members.aol.com/browrob549/emo/whacky030.gif

Mostly I cook chook either grilled, roasted or put in a curry or something like that

[Wombat]

I've only done chook in the microwave a few times. http://members.aol.com/browrob549/emo/whacky030.gif

Mostly I cook chook either grilled, roasted or put in a curry or something like that

Spatchcock it, flatten it out, marinate in chilli, garlic, salt, olive oil and lemon juice, then barbeque - the best way to cook a chook.

[DMA]

Spatchcock it, flatten it out, marinate in chilli, garlic, salt, olive oil and lemon juice, then barbeque - the best way to cook a chook.


Yeah, I agree, that does sound tasty. ;)

Oh, that reminds me, I've got to refill my gas bottle :(

[Wombat]

Its a bitch when that happens on a staturday night - I keep saying yes, I'll convert the barbie to natural gas and get a fiiting installed - just never get around to it. :(

[DMA]

Its a bitch when that happens on a staturday night - I keep saying yes, I'll convert the barbie to natural gas and get a fiiting installed - just never get around to it. :(


I never knew you could do that...

Besides, I've been doing far too many BBQs this summer & it's not expensive to refil the bottle. Anyway, I've only got chook drumsticks at the moment

[Straha]

or knowing how american society is set up, whites and blacks and everyone else besides the penguins unites to keep the penguins down. In this scenario the one thing Atlantabraves, me and Michael Edward Johnson can agree on that penguins need to be kept down. A few major revolts happen at first but since the US government is willing to help the owners do massive force the penguin revolts are stopped. We probably make them breed fast so we use them in factories.

[Landshark]

Nuke them?

So then we have Giant Nuclear Powered Mutant Penguins.

Have you people never heard of the Hulk?

[DMA]

Nuke them?

So then we have Giant Nuclear Powered Mutant Penguins.

Have you people never heard of the Hulk?


Yeah but the Hulk was a good guy. Besides we have Giant Sheep on our side ;)

[Arizona Ranger]

No, no, no, no!!!!

Penguins are EVIL!! Evil I tell you! EVIL!!

Do not even think about having them as pets! There lies madness......


Your attitude has been noticed...it's been noticed ! :D

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[John Carter]

Do you want us all to be murdered in our beds!?!
Indeed the penguins are evil ,they would turn on us in our sleep, suffocate us with our own pillows and eat our flesh. :mad:

[fortyseven]

I'd like to try BBQ penguin :)