Operation Sea Lion

[KJM]

1940: The Battle of Britain culminates in a mass attack by flying mutant sea lions. The sea lions destroy several cities within days using their eye-lasers. The Germans announce that more sea lions will attack unless the British government surrenders.

What happens next?

[Thande]

One of the more plausible Sealion scenarios I've read...

But you forget the UK's secret Project Habakkuk iceberg aircraft carrier, which will doubtless be used to lure the cyborg mutant radioactive sealions back to their arctic home.

[NapoleonXIV]

All seems lost until suddenly bevies of battling bulldogs rise into the skies. Specially bred flying ugly canines attack the fascist marine mammals without mercy turning the skies over Albion into an orgy of blubbery carnage. Later on radio Winston Churchill intones that "Nevah...have so many owed so much...to flying dogs."

The Germans surrender 6 mos later, defeated by films showing thousands of Russian Bears on the march.

[Thande]

Well, you know what they say about mad dogs and Englishmen, but what about mad English dogs? ;)

[DMA]

Don't forget the mutant Old English Mastiffs, which can bite off a mans head with one munch, leaving behind battalions of headless German soldiers...

[Straha]

what about using nazi super science to open a portal to the mario bros universe and conscript millions of goombas and koopa troopas?

[Grimm Reaper]

Too late. The liberation of France begins in January 1941. The secret and highly illegal British military experiments have paid off big time.

At fiirst the Germans didn't understand why the solid ice landing craft, a division of Project Habakkuk, were being rammed ashore without weapons, but then the English mastiffs appeared. Specially bred mastiffs, able to stand up to small arms fire and shell fragments, trained to consider Germans(and any innocent bystanders who enjoy bratwurst and other German cuisine) to be the epitome of culinary canine delights, capable of drowning entire regiments in slobber, and taught to consider panzers as chew toys to be repeatedly picked up and thrown around.

Actually there were no military experiments, illegal, secret, or otherwise. These are just well-trained Old English Mastiffs.

GOOD DOG!!! NOW PUT THE NICE REICHMARSHALL DOWN SO WE CAN INTERROGATE GOERING...