DBWI: Not So Much Money in Funeral Protests

[Berra]

I have decided to quit my day job as brain surgeon(*) and will return to my old line of work, to protest at funerals. While I prefer working as a brain surgeon(*), the pay isn't nearly as high as in the lucurative protest buisness. So what if a brilliant brain surgeon(*) could make as much as, or even more, then a funeral protestor?

(OOC: (*) A typical case of Internet exaggeration)

[Dave]

If you're referring to the Westboro Baptiste Church, I'm surprised no one has killed those people yet.

[Berra]

(OOC: It is a Westboro Baptiste Church reference but we discuss it as if we where in a world where it was a way to the big bucks. I haven't said what I'm protesting by the way.)

[Mr_ Bondoc]

Well you have to remember that it has been a popular means to earn money since the Estate of Pauly Shore hired those "mourners" in 2003. For those in the know, there are some rumors of the protests appearing after the third reputed death of comedian Andy Kaufman in 1984. After these celebrities tried to elicit sympathy by faking their deaths, it is certainly understandable why people protest these funerals, if only to shame these "self-appointed gods"....